Chick Crack

This occurred last week actually, I'm just not getting to it.  I really wish I had a picture I could share, but you my dear reader(s) can be happy I don't because crack kills and it's a good thing I'm not into girls because I might have had a car accident due to crack-distraction.  Also, it might have been considered pornography and that has no place on my blog.

This woman was prepared-
no crack showing here!

So I was driving home, just my usual 10-20 minute drive (depending on traffic and stop lights) when not even 3 minutes into my drive a chick on a motorcycle pulls out in front of me.  Normally this wouldn't illicit any kind of comment from me except as we were driving down the road and she was adjusting things on her bike (mirrors, position on the seat etc.) her pants disappeared.  The belt tried with all it's might to hold those jeans in place, but the jeans rode too low on the waste and the belt didn't have a fighting chance.  I'm also convinced there was no underwear because seriously, there was ass hanging out.

So this all makes me wonder... could she not feel her ass hanging out?  How in the heck was any of that comfortable?  She was wiggling around a lot, did she not think about her attire before she hopped on that bike and went out for the day?  How much was that motorcycle vibrating...

People never cease to amuse me.