There are precious moments in my day where I fall in love with my husband all over again--not to say that I'm not crazy about him all day every day--but every day there is a moment where something happens, or is said or even done where I just can't believe this amazing guy wants to put up with me (all of me). Here is one of those moments:
We were listening to the radio while driving home from food shopping when a Viagra commercial started playing. The topic was "Are you sick and tired of paying to much for your Viagra?".
Me: I am sick of paying too much for my Viagra.
David: Looks over at me and then back (he was driving). Then he says out of the blue "Lady boner".
Me: Boner is a funny word.
David: It is. Boner. Boner. Boner boner boner. Boner.
Me: It just sounds strange.
David: And it's wrong, there's no bone down there. It's misleading.
Me: Yeah, they should have called it something else.
David: It's more of a meat tube; a tube of meat; no bone. Frank and beans is far more accurate. Why don't they call it a frankie?
Me: (there was some giggling about meat tube and frankie) They should have called it a tuber!
David: (there was more giggling about tuber) Yes!
And then David started saying tuber like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
David: Tooobah. Tooobah. I went to doctor for Viagra and now I have a permanent toobaah.
I think we took yet another normal innocent word and made it dirty (funny). No one makes me laugh like David does. I'm a lucky lady!
~Emily (and David (accuracy is key when talking about toobahs!))
2 comments:
ROFL!!! That's awesome! :D
Seriously, though, I love those moments you described in the first paragraph where you are reminded exactly why you are so in love with your hubby and lucky to have him in your life! :) :) :)
We have silly conversations all the time, I need to share more of those because we are seriously hilarious and clever. /snort
I bet you have some of those moments with your sweetie too ;)
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