So yesterday I was kind of grumpy. It had been a busy day, which was fine, and I got out a little later than I meant to. I had an errand to do on my way home so I was a little irked about being behind my own personal schedule. Then, as I'm driving through town to my one stop, I seem destined to stop at every stop light.
Every.
Stop light.
And, on top of it I was stuck behind a bus. And everyone behind me was zooming around to get past the bus so there was no way I felt I could safely switch lanes. I guess the one thing I can be thankful for is that my ass and/or genitals were not on fire like all the people whizzing past me.
Despite the stop lights, and the bus, I make it to my destination. I was in a bit of a mood, but my errand didn't go as slowly as it could have; they had everything I needed and I didn't have to wait in line as long as I am accustom to. I found myself back in my car in no time.
I pull out on the main road and find myself stuck behind yet another incompetent driver. I can tell almost as soon as I pull out that I'm going to be mad. She was driving 10 under the speed limit.
UGH!
People are already starting to zip past me. I was done. I saw a chance to move just as the car behind me did and I cut them off before they could get by me. My revenge does not stop here. Not only did I block that car from passing me. I stopped that car from passing the slow car I was trying to get away from. And it gets better. Not only did I stop that one car, I stopped all the cars behind it. I made sure I did not pass the slow woman, I was either along side her or just slightly ahead. But this time, she's going almost half the speed limit.
People other than me were pissed. I was actually starting to feel pretty okay.
Then in my final act of giving all those people behind me a good "f--k you," at the the place in the road where it merges from two lanes down to one I waited until the last (douchey-est) moment possible, to use that beautiful Hemi engine my amazing husband made sure I had, to zipped around the slow lady in just a way that no one else could get around her. I drove the rest of the way home (really only 2-3 minutes) the speed limit and with a huge evil grin on my face.
~Emily
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