Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Daily Squee

When I'm feeling down, and I'm in need of one of those "awwww" moments, this is the website I go to (when I remember):  Daily Squee

This site is full of animal cute.  Check it out.  Go! ;)

~Emily

Monday, March 8, 2010

Queen of the House

You'd think that would be me....

....well, it's not.  Not with a cat in the house!  There is no competing with a cat.  They have their own rules, ideas, and plans for the day.  The only influence we have is in the feeding department.  Well, we have the ability to move them, but that just turns things into a war zone until the queen calms down...

Here is our furry queen:

~Emily

Thursday, February 25, 2010

New Hobby?

So I learned something really interesting yesterday and I think it might have to become my new hobby.  I complain about a lot of things, but until now I have not had a way to get some sort of follow through.  So, I ask you my few readers, would you like to unite with me and take a stand?  Let me share my joy with you.

One of my pet peeves are people who smoke in their cars with the windows down and at the end fling their smoking butts out into the road.  I think it's disrespectful, and rude.  If they don't want their cigarette smoke around them when they are driving what makes them think I do?  But what can you do about it, short of rolling down your window and saying something to them which will only resort in a fight in varying levels.  You know anything from name calling to some form of road rage.  Well, my readers, you do have an option.  If they throw their smoking cigarette butt out the window it is an offense.  So what can you do?  Simple.  Call the local police, not the emergency line-they do not like that, and report the offense.  An officer will have to take the report.  You will have to sign it.  They will track down and server the offender and they will have to appear in court.  You will as well, but in my opinion it is worth it to take a stand.  When you make the report you need to know the license plate number, the location it happened (parking lot, street name and closest intersection) and it helps to know if the person is male or female.  They have to come and take your report, it is your right.

This is the same for drunk or erratic drivers, so if you witness or are a target in road rage you do have ways to fight back.  Given it's not right in that moment.  But I'm ok with it biting them in the butt after the fact.  So what am I saying?  I'm saying unite, take back our roads and make them cigarette butt free and maybe a little safer.  I'll go to court if it means maybe one more person things before chasing someone down or flipping that smoking butt out the window.  Spread the word and join me in some karma.

~Emily

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

I'm Not Asking For The Moon, Or Am I?

I pay for a service.  Ha ha!  That sounds almost dirty!  Let me rephrase that.  I pay for the "privilege" of playing an on-line massive multi-player blah blah blah (World of Warcraft).  I do this, for the opportunity to slay beasts with complete strangers, some of them being incredibly immature and obnoxious youth, and some of them being people I enjoy knowing on a pixel-basis.  I like being able to log in and either run around by myself, leveling a toon to the mighty level of 80 so I can do whatever level 80's do in their spare time, or with a group of pixel approved friends for a greater purpose.  This might be running instances for loots and fun, or doing dailies for to make money for all those most-have items.   Where am I going with this (besides sharing what an geek I can be)?

Well, for about the last maybe month, the game has been barely playable.  The lag has been intolerable.  When I kill a big fat ogre (I affectionately call them "fatties") I want to be able to immediately loot my treasure and move on to the next fattie.  That is the way of the game, and the way it normally is.  For the last few weeks things have not been like that.  For example, today it took me 40 minutes to log in.  I spent 20 minutes waiting for the character screen to come up, and then another 20 minutes at the loading screen.  Once I finally made it in, the game was still not playable.  There was a huge delay in interacting with the characters in the game-which made turning in quests, picking up quests or selling garbage in my bag impossible.  It's been like this every night I've tried to play for the last month.  Some nights you can patiently play through the lag.  Might I suggest a drinking game?  Every time you have to wait to loot take a drink.  Every time you have to wait to talk to an npc, take two drinks, etc. You get to the point where you really don't care about the lag, or playing for that matter.

But now to my point.  This is not the service I am paying for.  I am not paying to wait 40 minutes to log in. I'm not paying to sit and drink with my lap top while I attempt to play.  What completely blows my mind is that even though others complain, many many others, Blizzard Entertainment can't seem to be bothered with such trifle problems.  They blame my internet connection.  Yeah, nice try.  Try again.  I would be way less frustrated if they would acknowledge the instability of our server, and would even say that they are working on improving play-ability.  Oh, and it would be nice if they would credit my account at least a month of play time, for the month of un-play-ability.  Grrr.

~Emily

Saturday, January 23, 2010

I hate SPAM

I am SOOO sick of these:
__________________________________________
From:  Ms.Hendrik Beuker
Subject:  UBS International Holdings BV (Business Proposal)
Date:  January 20, 2010 4:35:32 AM PST
To:  undisclosed-recipients:;
Reply-To:  hbeuker2010@aol.com


UBS International Holdings BV
Herengracht 600
NL-1017 CJ Amsterdam
www.ubs.com/investmentbank

Greetings,
I am an investment consultant working with UBS International Holdings BV in Amsterdam. I will be happy to work this deal out with you if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are capable to keep TOP SECRET. I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, as I can arrange and provide you details/documentatal proof so that funds ($8.5million) will be transferred into your account as the next of kin to the late depositor whom you share same last name with. During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with the said balance {Eight million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars only} this account has not been operated for the past years. As at this moment I am constrained to issue more details about this business until your response is received.  If you are not familiar with my Bank profile, please take a moment of your very busy schedules to read about my Bank website: (
www.ubs.com/investmentbank) I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible.  If you are interested kindly revert back with your C.V (Curriculum Vitae) which should include the underlisted:

1, Full name
2, Contact phone and fax numbers
3, Occupation
4, Age
5, Marital status
6, Contact address (office or home)

contact me only at 
hbeuker2010@aol.com or  click on reply and send me your response.

Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest Regards,
Mr.Beuker Hendrik
Investment Consultant.
UBS.

______________________________________
I want to email these people back and ask them why they think I'm stupid.  Do they know me?  Are they looking at my test scores?  And, why isn't there a better way to combat stupid spam/scan/enhance your midlands emails?  There are really smart people out there (they don't get sucked into these stupid emails), why haven't they found some way to send some sort of nasty something or other back to the jerk sending out the crap? A girl can dream I guess.  If you have any good ideas on how to deal with these kinds of emails please share! :)


~ Emily

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Bacon Surprise

I think the box is labeled wrong....

"Northwest Gold, Premium Sliced Bacon"


She likes to get into everything, sniff everything, cover everything in her fur and just be a huge pest.  But we love her anyway.

~Emily

Puppy Approved

We decided it was time to get some new bedding.  The old stuff was getting, well, old and flat and it was just time to get new poofy stuff.  So about a month ago we ordered a new comforter and pillows from Eddie Bauer and got some new pillowcases and a cover for the comforter.

Everything arrived and we got things washed, fluffed and stuffed and made up the new bed.  I was out of the room for not even 3 minutes and then.....







I removed her, and turned around only to find her jumping back up on the bed and working her way back under the fold.  Naughty little thing...  but at least we know she approved of the new bedding!

~Emily