I hate SPAM

I am SOOO sick of these:
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From:  Ms.Hendrik Beuker
Subject:  UBS International Holdings BV (Business Proposal)
Date:  January 20, 2010 4:35:32 AM PST
To:  undisclosed-recipients:;
Reply-To:  hbeuker2010@aol.com


UBS International Holdings BV
Herengracht 600
NL-1017 CJ Amsterdam
www.ubs.com/investmentbank

Greetings,
I am an investment consultant working with UBS International Holdings BV in Amsterdam. I will be happy to work this deal out with you if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are capable to keep TOP SECRET. I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, as I can arrange and provide you details/documentatal proof so that funds ($8.5million) will be transferred into your account as the next of kin to the late depositor whom you share same last name with. During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with the said balance {Eight million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars only} this account has not been operated for the past years. As at this moment I am constrained to issue more details about this business until your response is received.  If you are not familiar with my Bank profile, please take a moment of your very busy schedules to read about my Bank website: (www.ubs.com/investmentbank) I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible.  If you are interested kindly revert back with your C.V (Curriculum Vitae) which should include the underlisted:

1, Full name
2, Contact phone and fax numbers
3, Occupation
4, Age
5, Marital status
6, Contact address (office or home)

contact me only at hbeuker2010@aol.com or  click on reply and send me your response.

Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest Regards,
Mr.Beuker Hendrik
Investment Consultant.
UBS.
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I want to email these people back and ask them why they think I'm stupid.  Do they know me?  Are they looking at my test scores?  And, why isn't there a better way to combat stupid spam/scan/enhance your midlands emails?  There are really smart people out there (they don't get sucked into these stupid emails), why haven't they found some way to send some sort of nasty something or other back to the jerk sending out the crap? A girl can dream I guess.  If you have any good ideas on how to deal with these kinds of emails please share! :)


~ Emily